HOW THE FUCK DID THIS GUY KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE…
Move over ABC 7 news, there is a new sheriff in town
Now THIS actually makes me want to watch the news
This is how the world will end: With me cackling like an idiot at the weather-man presenting the Apocalyptic weather.
i am literally the only person in my history class who has been turning in work consistently all year and i just got an email from my professor saying that if i’m not feeling up to it i dont have to bother writing the 18 page final paper he assigned i just have to not tell anybody god is real
For a while i thought you meant that you had to not tell people that god was real.
This is why punctuation was created
baked and confused
i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t